I never got the point of that 'you can't have your cake and eat it too' line. Why would you have cake and not eat it? Maybe I'm just chubby... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes." — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
