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Most women loathe limericks, for the same reason that calves hate cookbooks. — Gershon Legman Copy Share Image
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If Jonah had gone to Yale...Instead of the gut of a whale...He'd have a diploma...A better aroma...And a nice little condo in… — MJ McGuire Copy Share Image
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A dozen more questions occurred to me. Not to mention twenty-two possible solutions to each one, sixteen resulting hypotheses and counter-theorems, eight… — Jonathan Stroud Copy Share Image
Since this war began our sympathy has gone out to all the suffering people who have been dragged into it. Further hundreds… — Eamon de Valera Copy Share Image
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I think the first time I really heard poetry was in the schoolyard. Just the little limericks that kids say when they're… — Jill Scott Copy Share Image
Buddy Hackett [was] talking - this is Hackett, not me - about the Virgin Mary, a limerick sort of thing, and all… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
Mia Maz glanced aside in concern at his muffled snort. "Are you all right?" "Yes. Sorry," he whispered. "I'm just having an… — Lois McMaster Bujold Copy Share Image
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Ireland is not at all a simple place, and in many ways it is spare and sad. It has no wealth, no… — Shana Alexander Copy Share Image
“There was a young girl named Ratchet. She had skill and no one could match it. She wanted to be More stylish… — Nancy J. Cavanaugh Copy Share Image
In the early nineties, I was a cub reporter on a city newspaper in Limerick, and assigned to the courthouse there. One… — Kevin Barry Copy Share Image
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Pat Fox out to the forty(yard line) and grabs the sliothar(ball), I bought a dog from his father last week. Fox turns… — Micheal O Muircheartaigh Copy Share Image
H. L Mencken's Dictionary of the American Language supplies a long list of slang terms for being drunk, but the Irish are… — Bill Barich Copy Share Image
At one o’clock, the ever-logical Right-Eye Grand Steward woke up to discover that during his sleep his left-eyed counterpart had executed three… — Frances Hardinge Copy Share Image
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