I'm so glad cities have personalities, just like people have personalities. That's something that makes me smile. — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
I love painters because I don't paint, so I get to enjoy art; I like collecting paintings. — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
I don't like watching shows where all of a sudden you're like, what happened? They shot the last season in Las Vegas? — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
I have a problem with sweets. I have an inability to eat a just little bit. It's almost like I can't even… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
Surround yourself with people you like and respect; surround yourself with people you just want to be around and keep making things. — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
There are bands that I am friends with, who will invite me up on stage. Like Les Savy Fav, who have had… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
I'm drawn to punk. I'm drawn to samba a bit. I don't think there's a type of music I'm not drawn to.… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
There's something really easy and just somehow un-crowded about the Portland airport. Every time I go there I'm like, 'Why is this… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
I don't think there's an archetype for the Justin Bieber fan. A Bieber fan just looks like an American. You wouldn't even… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
I like to think Portland and L.A. are not rivals; they're cousins. As cities on the West Coast, they're distinct in their… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
I've met Tony Danza. He was really nice. And he looks... I feel like he hasn't aged. He looks exactly the same.… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
Prince is my favorite ever. I've liked Prince since... It's been a really long time. Even in junior high. I used to… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
I would really like to do a movie. Schedule-wise I don't know when exactly, but I think it would be great to… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
I've always been a fan of instructional videos. The bass-player ones are insane. The music on them is fascinating. It's not something… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
There are bands that I am friends with, who will invite me up on stage. Like Les Savy Fav, who have had me on… — Fred Armisen Copy Share
Steve Jobs was a real rock star to me. I looked forward to his products like people look forward to albums. — Fred Armisen Copy Share
I like to think Portland and L.A. are not rivals; they're cousins. As cities on the West Coast, they're distinct in their own way… — Fred Armisen Copy Share
I loved our music discussion. I live for discussions like that. It's my favorite thing because it means that people care about music, and… — Fred Armisen Copy Share
When you're being mean to someone, you can feel the audience just get cold. — Fred Armisen Copy Share
There's no judgment on bands that continue on who aren't popular; some people get enjoyment out of it. I'm just not one of those… — Fred Armisen Copy Share
There's something really easy and just somehow un-crowded about the Portland airport. Every time I go there I'm like, 'Why is this so easy… — Fred Armisen Copy Share
When punk came along, it made perfect sense to me. I found it melodic. The Clash, Buzzcocks. — Fred Armisen Copy Share
As a kid, 'The Monkees' was such a cool show. I had such a thrill saying, 'OMG, I was in a sketch with one… — Fred Armisen Copy Share
Just a lot of those bands [like The Blue Jean Committee] started off in blues, and then they all transformed into other kinds. — Fred Armisen Copy Share
