My wife is the sweetest, most even-keeled person ever. A mood swing to her is like, 'Oh, I'm uncomfortable.' — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
My dad was a big Frank Zappa fan, so I remember listening to a lot of Frank Zappa. Girls do not like… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I've always admired Jeff Bridges. I really like how one can never get a handle on what he's doing. — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I remember seeing 'Spinal Tap' at a young age and being like, 'That's how you perform comedy.' — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
The first time I met James Franco, he was dressed like James Dean. He was James Dean, literally, filming a biopic. — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I moved out to L.A. to be a filmmaker or director. I didn't even think about doing comedy or even acting. I… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
In 'Winter's Bone,' it's literally the director and the camera operator. That's it. Just a super-small Kubrick crew. You know what I… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I work a lot, and it's kind of like, you meet people, and you just click. It's not like I'm looking at… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
It is funny that people always assume you have a bigger part in a movie than you actually do. I remember a… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
It doesn't occur to me that I don't drive a cool car until I hang out with Jon Hamm, who picks me… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
When I got to 'Saturday Night Live,' it was a lot like going from pre-school to Harvard, and it took a long… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I was in a sketch group in L.A., and we were playing, like, backyards in Glendale and stuff. It was pretty ugly… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
People ask me, 'Did you always want to be on SNL?' No, actually, it never crossed my mind. It didn't even seem… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
In the U.S., it's like, you start with a great script, and then on set - not everybody, but definitely in the… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
To be totally honest? I don't know if I'll keep doing more impressions. People told me I had a facility for it,… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I tried to get people at 'South Park' into 'Downton Abbey,' and it didn't work. I think they were like, 'Downton Abbey?'… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
When you saw Jon Lovitz or Dana Carvey or Phil Hartman doing something, they were acting. It was real acting. Like, they… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I like doing a lot of research, and then you get there, you're in wardrobe, and then you're just reacting to what… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I got invited to the Playboy Mansion with the Lonely Island guys after their first season on 'SNL,' and I sat in… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I kind of romanticized what it was like to be a writer and director when I was in my early twenties. Working… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
My wife and I got to go onstage at a Flaming Lips concert at Webster Hall once. We dressed up like Scientology… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I like watching Kate McKinnon do something - there's a joy in seeing a new move from somebody and going, 'Oh, she… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
For our anniversary, my wife and I went to see Godzilla, and then we ate at Barnyard Venice, and it was like,… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I've seen people who come to work say, 'No, I'm doing it this way, and that's that.' I'm the opposite - I… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I remember I could do - I did Bart Simpson once on the bus. I did, like, a really good Bart Simpson… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I can't do Twitter or Facebook, mostly because I feel like I'm the type of person who has to regiment the amount… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
Even though it doesn't look like it, I run. On a treadmill. And I bounce around to all the songs on my… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
If you watch 'SNL,' any time there's this thing with everyone singing, I'm, like, the one person who just has a straight… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I don't think I could do what Woody Allen or Clint Eastwood or Ben Stiller do, where they direct a movie and… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
The first time I met James Franco, he was dressed like James Dean. He was James Dean, literally, filming a biopic. — Bill Hader Copy Share
In the U.S., it's like, you start with a great script, and then on set - not everybody, but definitely in the Apatow group… — Bill Hader Copy Share
I took Second City out of desperation, and that's what ended up working out. It shows that you should be doing a lot of… — Bill Hader Copy Share
When you're at your absolute, most exhausted... That's when you have to be at the top of your game. — Bill Hader Copy Share
The idea of a Chicago band that wanted to sing songs about California is really funny. Having never been to California. — Bill Hader Copy Share
No one knows anything. You're going to make mistakes and you're going to do things that people think are stupid. You can't sit there… — Bill Hader Copy Share
I think that's the thing I learned at 'Saturday Night Live' - any time I would try and strategize, I would always, always fall… — Bill Hader Copy Share
You learn quickly at 'SNL' you get in trouble if you compare yourself to other people, where they're at, or what other people had… — Bill Hader Copy Share
You can be the lead in a movie just for the sake of being a lead in a movie, or you can just be… — Bill Hader Copy Share
