I always say that the characters in Jane Austen's original books are rather like zombies because they live in this bubble of immense wealth and privilege and no matter what's going on around them they have a singular purpose to… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share Image
I think zombies have always been an easy metaphor for hard times. Because they're this big, faceless, brainless group of evil things that will… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share
put the car in "d" set the compass to "n" and get the "f"out of there — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share
“I think common-looking people are the best in the world. That's why the Lord makes so many of them.” — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share
If you write really good material, the rest just falls into place. There's really no trick to it. — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share
No ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas! I never heard of such a thing. Your mother… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share
“Elisabeth and Darcy merely looked at one another in awkward silence, until the latter reached both arms around her. She was frozen. "What does… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share
“The one thing people loved more than an outlaw was seeing him punished.” — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share
“She remembered the lead ammunition in her pocket and offered it to him. 'Your balls, Mr. Darcey?'He reached out and closed her hand around… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share
“An empty theater is a promise unfulfilled.In a few hours, everything around him would be light and noise. Laughter and applause. Colorful people packed… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share
“For every rod of wet bamboo upon the student's back, the teacher deserves two.” — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share
“Depart then, impious one! Depart, accursed one! Depart with all your deceits, for God has willed that man should be his temple!” — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share
I want to be judged harshly because that forces me to really sit down and focus. — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share
If you're Stephen King and you have a massive body of huge-selling well-respected work, you can pivot and do whatever you want. I don't… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share
“Without death life is meaningless. It is a story that can never be told. A song that could never be sung. For how would… — Seth Grahame-Smith Copy Share
