“I would like to be an umpire when Sachin is batting, so to get the best possible view of his shots.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
A woman is like an umpire. She makes snap decisions and never reverses them. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Somebody has to keep score and I decided I was going to do it. I'm a born score-keeper and I realize, like… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is… — James Patrick Murray Copy Share Image
