Like Tofu Quotes by Matthew Lush

Retweet this and you'll have good luck and happiness for the rest of the day.

— Matthew Lush

Getting the 1 rated coffee in Los Angeles at Intelligentsia =]

— Matthew Lush

My chick do stuff that your chick wish she could.

— Matthew Lush

Sex in the air.

— Matthew Lush

The topic of the night: sleeping with virgins.

— Matthew Lush

Throwing a "just cause I'm Matthew Lush" party at my place Saturday March 26th.

— Matthew Lush

Going out tonight... nothing new.

— Matthew Lush

Last night was a huge success.

— Matthew Lush

I need to find a man to help my gambling problem LOL

— Matthew Lush

I'd rather date a meat eater than a smoker.

— Matthew Lush

It smells like vanilla in Aria. Instant boner.

— Matthew Lush

Oh wait. I don't do hook-ups.

— Matthew Lush

I'm surrounded by Scottish men. Idk how I feel about this.

— Matthew Lush

Oh they just walked past again and are not holding hands. They must be fighting.

— Matthew Lush

Love boat party at Mr.Blacks =]

— Matthew Lush