“Vaginas are, after all, like snowflakes, only warmer and softer, and bleed like a gaping wound monthly…wait, what was I saying? Oh, right, vaginas are like snowflakes in that each one is different. So that fancy two-finger swirl trick that… — Olivia Munn Copy Share Image
Debating on whether the chocolate I found in my purse has gone bad...Oh well! Still chocolate. — Olivia Munn Copy Share Image
We couldn't afford plastic Easter eggs as a kid, so we dyed the real ones. After a few weeks, you kinda get used to… — Olivia Munn Copy Share Image
Dear middle-aged man in the red convertible Mitsubishi Eclipse, You're driving a girl car. Love, Olivia — Olivia Munn Copy Share Image
I grew up in a military family. I was moved around from school to school, so people aren't always the most welcoming to new… — Olivia Munn Copy Share Image
“We were typical, happy thirteen-year-olds who were going out - which meant we never talked or really acknowledged one another. It was wonderful.” — Olivia Munn Copy Share Image
A geek isn't the skinny kid with a pocket protector and acne. There can be computer geeks, video game geeks, car geeks, military geeks,… — Olivia Munn Copy Share Image
Gay Marriage should be legal. Not allowing gays to marry, is saying they're less than... EVERYONE deserves equal rights. Real talk. — Olivia Munn Copy Share Image
Eating cookies in bed and using the top of my chest as a plate. I don't know if that makes me lazy or resourceful… — Olivia Munn Copy Share Image
Everyone's so timid and afraid to insult anybody, but in the end, it's like we're all trying to please everyone. In the end, we… — Olivia Munn Copy Share Image
I lost an earring surfing in Hawaii. It's a light blue flat heart-shaped stud if anyone finds it... — Olivia Munn Copy Share Image
I know a lot of people have a hard time talking dirty - they dont know what to say, how to start, or when… — Olivia Munn Copy Share Image
For 'Iron Man' I had to improv with Robert Downey Jr., which is like going up against LeBron in basketball. At one point he… — Olivia Munn Copy Share Image
Know what the best thing about insomnia is? That I get to stay up all nite figuring it out... — Olivia Munn Copy Share Image
