“The tire left a skid mark on the road that looked like a mustache. So I shaved it off the pavement, stuffed… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“But his bravery was like his mustache, indistinguishable most of the time.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My voice is raspy, like Rasputin’s beard. My love is like a mustache hidden in a patch of armpit hair. Come, feel… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
