Like Miguel Quotes by Kingsley

Aye girl, you hungry? How bout some Dick-fil-A?

— Kingsley

You can't just ask people why they're white.

— Kingsley

Ladies, that is unacceptable. Get naked, look in the mirror and say 'my vagina is beautiful' until you believe it. We must raise your…

— Kingsley

Wait. No. Like forreal. Is butter a carb?

— Kingsley

Anybody who would answer the doorbell during The Purge is white.

— Kingsley

I don't really care about getting lucky...I'm up all night because I have insomnia.

— Kingsley

I just realized Chris Brown compared all you bitches to plates and bowls.

— Kingsley

Go listen to Gernade by Bruno Mars and pretend that someone gives a shit.

— Kingsley

I feel as though Pitbull would excel in a geography bee.

— Kingsley

I dont like Selena, and I most definitely DO NOT support Jelena. Mad? Stay mad. Cause I dont give a fuck.

— Kingsley

You're all a buncha saggy dicks.

— Kingsley

IOS7 better have a black emoji.

— Kingsley