Guys are douchebags and I hate them all. They don't know how to treat women, and I feel like this is why the lesbian rate is going up in this country. — Snooki Copy Share Image
You haven't see nothing yet till' you see me at the JERSEY FUCKING SHORE! Seeya later mum! — Snooki Copy Share
Deena's hair is f*cking disgusting right now. You might as well go Britney Spears and shave it off. — Snooki Copy Share
I actually want to get a boob job because I love Jennis boobs. Everyone Ive ever known who has had boob jobs says its… — Snooki Copy Share
I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place to place like destroying it. — Snooki Copy Share
