No one dressed by me ever looks like an idiot. - Alice Cullen — The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Copy Share Image
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned. — Billie Joe Armstrong Copy Share Image
I like to take chances, and that's the key to comedy -- dancing like an idiot but doing it with wild abandon. — Megan Mullally Copy Share Image
I usually try not to sound like an idiot but it's really hard because I am an idiot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Um, hi," I said, drawling in my uneasiness. "Do you... need the trash can?" I felt like an idiot as soon as… — Courtney Allison Moulton Copy Share Image
I played Winnie the Pooh in first grade. I was an early adopter of standing in front of people and looking like… — Jon Hamm Copy Share Image
I try not to get involved in the business of prediction. It's a quick way to look like an idiot. — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
“Anger gone as quick as it had come, now I just felt like an idiot. Not that this was the first time,… — Charles Sheehan-Miles Copy Share Image
“I certainly wish you would have invented a more reasonable story. I felt distinctly like an idiot repeating it." Sam Spade (The… — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
I learned early on - I can go to a shoot, and they will put anything they want to put on me,… — Zoe Kravitz Copy Share Image
I looked at him like he was an idiot, but he didn’t notice. Or maybe he got it so often, he thought… — Amanda Hocking Copy Share Image
I hate that feeling you get when you like someone but you don't know if they love you back, so you keep… — Angel Marie Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you are speaking on the phone and you realize that you have been walking around your house like… — Naresha Copy Share Image
“What you call looking like an idiot are splashes of mediatic splendor that give shine to your personality and make you more… — Niccolò Ammaniti Copy Share Image
“I wondered if she knew that everything she said made the other person feel like an idiot. I wondered if it was… — Jojo Moyes Copy Share Image
I've had terrible, terrible, terrible shows where I just thought, "That was off-key" or I forgot lines or I thought I looked… — Babatunde Adebimpe Copy Share Image
“Squeezing her palms against her temples, she took another deep breath. It didn’t help. Her heart was still hopping around in her… — Katie Ruggle Copy Share Image
“better now. And a bit like an idiot.” “Why?” “It’s like you said. He was just using me. It’s so obvious.” I… — Aubrey Parker Copy Share Image
“It’s just … You know. You drive me crazy. You’ve always driven me crazy." I think my mind is now all over… — Charlotte Stein Copy Share Image
“Jason still wasn’t sure how he felt about that. He’d acted like an idiot, announcing in front of everyone that she was… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image