It is my theory you can't get rid of fat. All you can do is move it around, like furniture. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
A bit of me would like to be a furniture designer or a criminal profiler. — Anna Madeley Copy Share Image
“Things don't like me. Furniture purposely sticks out its leg for me. A polished corner once literally bit me. My blanket and… — Yuri Olesha Copy Share Image
I grew to resent the way my father treated his furniture like children, and his children like furniture. — Alison Bechdel Copy Share Image
Technology is a huge part of our lives and it's only a matter of time that it becomes a part of every… — Sussanne Khan Copy Share Image
“The front of my head feels like a house, and the thoughts reside within different set places that I can rearrange like… — Alice Randall Copy Share Image
“Isaiah knew houses like this existed but he’d never been inside one. The sheer quantity of overstuffed furniture, marble flooring, life-size paintings,… — Joe Ide Copy Share Image
“Inanimate objects have a life of their own, especially when they are the daily companions of a living soul. Without that life,… — Jennifer Worth Copy Share Image
“They merely acknowledge human urges, erotic and monetary, and get on with it. Canadian author Mont Redmond put it best when he… — Eric Weiner Copy Share Image
“Information about time cannot be imparted in a straightforward way. Like furniture, it has to be tipped and tilted to get it… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image