“He sprayed on a bit of this man’s body-spray thing his mom had gotten for free at Walmart, feeling like a douche,… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
“But even compared to my fashion disasters, this guy looked like a douche pickle soaked in toilet water.” — Corey Taylor Copy Share Image
“What kind of a dork uses a lame stage name anyway? And why Shade? Because he wears sunglasses all the time?" "Yeah,… — Olivia Cunning Copy Share Image
I hate when people say 'turn up' Uh, no...You sound like a douche and you're not turning anything up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“That guy seemed like a douche-bro.” It’s one of the longest sentences she’s ever said to me. I don’t even know how… — Ashley Poston Copy Share Image
