“Time is like an egg and life is like a chicken that lays the egg.” — Murray Schisgal Copy Share Image
“Farid, you are keeping a hawk; don't expect her to lay eggs like a chicken.” — Michael Gruber Copy Share Image
“I gather wisdom like a net gathers fish. And the more fish I get in my net, the more I feel like… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Business is never as healthy as when, like a chicken, it must do a certain amount of scratching for what it gets. — Henry Ford Copy Share Image
Imagine a future where we won't be living in the past. I'd be flipping birds like a chicken breast on a spatula. — George Watsky Copy Share Image
I like chicken a lot because chicken is generous - that is to say, it's obedient. It will do whatever you tell… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
If it aint tight then that shit aint right, but if it don't taste like chicken don't give that shit a lickin. — Connor Cox Copy Share Image
Business is never so healthy as when, like a chicken, it must do a certain amount of scratching around for what it… — Henry Ford Copy Share Image
What's the inside of a shark smell like? I always thought it would smell like chicken. — Judd Hirsch Copy Share Image
“I have met people who insist that humans taste like veal. And one woman from Canada who will swear up and down… — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
Yeah, reaching people through comedy is the best, if you're making them laugh and then also making someone think about something differently.… — Amelia Dimoldenberg Copy Share Image
I'm not afraid to call a wine that tastes like Skittles or green peppers mixed with orange marmalade. I'll say, 'It tastes… — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
I'll wear one dress and someone will be, 'That's a gorgeous dress.' But my mother will be, like, 'What were you wearing?… — Laura Whitmore Copy Share Image
Throughout the years I have set up my own rules about eating food: Never eat anything you can't pronounce. Beware of food… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
“In the Tunnel of Desire, past the Tube of Destiny, lies the Turtle of Doubt. We all have to face that turtle,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I'm the fussiest eater on earth; my husband despairs. I like chicken and pasta, and can't resist milk chocolate. I figure if… — Bonnie Langford Copy Share Image
If you are killing a chicken and cooking a chicken, it has to taste like chicken. Veal has to taste like veal.… — Joel Robuchon Copy Share Image
“Always taking an adversative stance can result in avoiding situations one might really enjoy. And always accommodating can result in accepting situations… — Deborah Tannen Copy Share Image
“As long as one egg looks pretty much like another, all the chickens like chicken, and beef beef, the substitution of quantity… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
“Stop that! What were you doing, perched on the window ledge like a big chicken?" Despite his aches and irritations, he couldn't… — Karen Hawkins Copy Share Image
[Chickens] are very frenetic. So if you think about it and you look back in other movies, like if someone's taking a… — Ed Helms Copy Share Image
A woman who demands further gun control legislation is like a chicken who roots for Colonel Sanders. — Larry Elder Copy Share Image
“He'd tell me love was like the chicken pox, a thing to get through early because it could really kill you in… — Wells Tower Copy Share Image
“The Bombyx mori caterpillar," her brother supplied, thinking of snack time at the Shaolin Temple. "It tastes like chicken.” — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
If it tastes like chicken, you better keep licking, if it tastes like trout, you better get out — Mr_PNess Copy Share Image
Love, like a chicken salad a restaurant has, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
“If frogs tasted like chicken, I’d gladly jump in the frying pan. Ah, but that’s life, no?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff. — Jack O'Neill Copy Share Image
“I felt like a chicken crammed into the same oven as the Christmas turkey.” — Hiroshi Sakurazaka Copy Share Image
“Do not be a coward! If you do, people will roast you like a chicken one day.” — Anyaele Sam Chiyson Copy Share Image
We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
“We say cat tastes like chicken when, had we been weaned on kitten stew, we’d say chicken tastes like cat.” — Jonathan Grimwood Copy Share Image
![“[Chickens] are very frenetic. So if you think about it and you look back in other movies, like if someone's taking a crazy bus ride somewhere and it's like, 'Oh, what makes this bus ride crazy?' There's a chicken in the aisle, or like there's a chicken in a crate. So I just think the presence of…” quote by Ed Helms](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/48b/ed-helms-4996_aisle_chickens-are-very-frenetic-so-if-you-thi_1271859.png)
