They [ The Simpsons] are just like the Bible to me as far as what the high-water mark of comedy. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
Dogs are gonna take over the world. It's a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible. — Mike Dirnt Copy Share Image
For us Icelanders, the Sagas are like the Bible, only much better. — Hallgrimur Helgason Copy Share Image
You have to take Bible prophecy literally, just like everything else in the Bible. — Tim LaHaye Copy Share Image
The reason you don't like the Bible, you old sinner, is because it knows all about you. — Billy Sunday Copy Share Image
“Like the Bible say - he who liveth by the sword...shall be stucketh.” — Fred Sanford Copy Share Image
Like the Bible-a document that often contradicts itself and from which one can construct sharply different arguments-theology is the product of human… — Jon Meacham Copy Share Image
I like reading my bible, I like bible studies where I get together with others and talk about the word of God… — Bernhard Langer Copy Share Image
It's like in the Bible.You can't always get what you want, but if you really need something, you usually find it." "What… — Joe Hill Copy Share Image
The Jesus experience expanded people into a position where they didn't have to have defensive tribal lives, "God loves my people, my… — John Shelby Spong Copy Share Image
Like the Bible tells us, when a man will lay down his life for a friend, well, then there ain't no greater… — Bette Greene Copy Share Image
“This book is a guide to living life the right way, like the Bible is for crazies and weak people (JK, bro),… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
When I was a kid I ate sports books up, like "Winners Never Quit" by Phil Pepe. That was like my bible. — David Duchovny Copy Share Image
I hope that you have re-read the Constitution of the United States in these past few weeks. Like the Bible, it ought… — Franklin D. Roosevelt Copy Share Image
“I knew that the late Zalewski, rest his soul, despite his motto, literally drank himself to death. His wife had on other… — Erich Maria Remarque Copy Share Image
Like the Bible says. A child should be leader of them all, and to be led by that kind of innocence. Didnt… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
Not only did we read a lot at home, we also watched a lot of films. So I had already seen a… — Tobias Forge Copy Share Image
“Americans can't really understand what it's like to have a Bible shortage—to worship in "underground" churches, sharing sections you've carefully torn from… — Larnelle Harris Copy Share Image
Undercovers givin' younger Brothers. Bad stares Fours clap, Dogs crap in the grass here. You love to hear the story Son, the… — Cormega Copy Share Image
“When I was with him, I felt like a book worth reading all the way through again and again and again. Sure,… — Candice Raquel Lee Copy Share Image
“What do these forests make you feel? Their weight and density, their crowded orderliness. There is scarcely room for another tree and… — Emily Carr Copy Share Image
I like the Bible folded between lids of cloth, or calfskin, or morocco, but I like it better when, in the shape… — Thomas De Witt Talmage Copy Share Image
What I like about the Bible is that it doesn't make sense, which makes it more like truth than anything else I've… — Rich Mullins Copy Share Image
Like everyone else, I love 'Born Again:' that was a seminal work for me. Everything Frank Miller did on 'Daredevil' is like… — Drew Goddard Copy Share Image
Script for an actor is like a bible. You carry it with you, you read it over and over, you go to… — Cameron Diaz Copy Share Image
When we had the girls, my daughter Jenny gave us like a Bible from my daughter of, "Don't feed them this; don't… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. Like this Bible. It cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image