“According to 2008/09 census there were 61,080,000 dogs in the United States. Many homeless or mistreated. There are more pet dogs than babies in the world.” — Alexander Fontana Copy Share
“He is about as well-put-together and focused as a zombie at a tractor pull.” — Alexander Fontana Copy Share
“He is hotter than a zombie cooked in a dippsy dumpster with kerosene.” — Alexander Fontana Copy Share
