...He palmed up the life Alert. Death Alert was more like it: Help, I haven't fallen and I'm standing up-can you come… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
Someone invent a NO LIFE alert so you can push a button and tons of people show up and hang out with… — Adam Young Copy Share Image
They need to make a life alert for people who are stuck in the friend zone and can't get out. — Jessi Copy Share Image
