I've only kept one award in my whole life, and it's the coolest thing ever. Mizuno gave me a samurai sword for winning the Cy Young. It's awesome. — Zack Greinke Copy Share Image
You're not allowed to write about me if you haven't seen 'The Shawshank Redemption.' See it and then get back to me. — Zack Greinke Copy Share Image
Baseball is a sport where being stupid and keeping things really simple a lot of times is the right way to do things. There… — Zack Greinke Copy Share Image
Sometimes my arm wants to throw a hard fastball, but my brain doesn't want to throw it that hard. — Zack Greinke Copy Share Image
I could play for the worst team if they paid the most... If the last-place team offers $200 million and the first-place team offers… — Zack Greinke Copy Share Image
I don't play anymore, because I know I'm not going to be a pro golfer. So there's no reason to golf. — Zack Greinke Copy Share Image
There definitely will be flying cars, but whether there'll be flying cars for most people to use, it'll probably take a long time to… — Zack Greinke Copy Share Image
I feel like, in general, lefties hit fastballs from right-handed pitchers better than right-handers hit fastballs from right-handed pitchers. — Zack Greinke Copy Share Image
I don't mind people looking at me. That's never bothered me. I don't want them looking at me in my house; now that would… — Zack Greinke Copy Share Image
To wake up when the sun comes up and enjoy that and then, when the sun goes down, to have a nice property or… — Zack Greinke Copy Share Image
I was actually hoping the Royals would pick me. It was the main team I wanted to go to. Their colors are Royal blue… — Zack Greinke Copy Share Image
Everyone watches everyone pitch. If they're doing good, you're trying to take something out of them. I've taken something from probably every average to… — Zack Greinke Copy Share Image
That's our goal every year, to win the World Series, like it is at most places. In L.A., it really is. — Zack Greinke Copy Share Image
