Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music. — Tom Sims Copy Share Image
I've practiced meditation most of my life. It's better than lying around doing nothing. — Tom Sims Copy Share Image
I heard that women are attracted to bad boys, so every once in a while, I throw a recyclable into the regular garbage. — Tom Sims Copy Share Image
Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music. — Tom Sims Copy Share Image
Girls say they like a sensitive man, but then they complain about my premature ejaculation. — Tom Sims Copy Share Image
I've practiced meditation most of my life. It's better than lying around doing nothing. — Tom Sims Copy Share Image
