There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
If we lacked imagination enough to foresee something better, life would indeed be a tragedy. — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
Scientists are still trying to produce life in the laboratory, but it shouldn't be difficult if the laboratory assistant is pretty and… — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
When a person puts his best foot forward and gets it stepped on, that's life. — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
“He must examine his objectives and see that true progress is achieved through moving forward to a better way of life, rather… — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
You don't need to take a persons advice to make him feel good, just ask him for it. — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
The surest sign that you haven't any sense is to argue with one who hasn't. — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time. — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
Bore : A fellow who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours. — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence. — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
An optimist is one who makes the best of it when he gets the worst of it. — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
