“There comes a moment in your life when you realize that no matter how hard you try, you're never going to be fluent in Spanish. Or go on that African safari you've read about since you were a kid. Or be as excited as you used to be about catching fireflies. I keep trying to find my answer to life… — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share
“Here's to finally finding the one whose T-shirts you want to steal for the rest of your life.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“You should never have a job that you hate so much you think "Thank God it's Friday" every week of your life.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“If you were advising your great-granddaughter about the man you have a crush on at this moment-what would you tell her? Would… — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“I languish around in my life, never quite doing what I set out to do. I am tired of being a silver… — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“Well, let's face it, you're not stupid. You knew there were a lot of things wrong in the relationship, you just chose… — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“Women's lib does not mean imitating men's worst qualities just so we can lower ourselves and be equal to them.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“I don't love you in the way you want to be loved. But never doubt that it's there. I love you unconditionally.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“Emotionally, it's better to be homicidal than suicidal. When you're upset with a guy, at least know which way to point the gun.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“Trying to write on a deadline is like trying to have an orgasm with a gun to your head.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“There comes a moment in your life when you realize that no matter how hard you try, you're never going to be fluent in Spanish. Or go on that African safari you've read about since you were a kid. Or be as excited as you used to be about catching fireflies. I keep trying to find my answer to life… — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share
“There should be a phone service that turns off your phone between midnight and six A.M. every night. And if you want to make a call, you have to pick up the phone and talk to an operator: Put me through to AAA. My car battery's dead. Yes, ma'am. Put me through to Pink Dot. I need vanilla Häagen-Dazs toute… — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share
“I'm tired of waiting by the phone, and second-guessing what a guy says and trusting someone not to hurt me. Again. I've been storming… — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
