Guns have no eyes, no friends. You never know if they'll protect your life or take it. — Edna Buchanan Copy Share Image
You ought to try surviving one of my family reunions. It's like having a bowling alley in your brain. — Edna Buchanan Copy Share Image
Men give love because they want sex. Women give sex because they want love. That's the difference between men and women. Ever notice how… — Edna Buchanan Copy Share Image
Where I come from these days, anybody who isn't seeing a therapist needs to. — Edna Buchanan Copy Share Image
Books are like your children. They take nine months to write; the manuscript weighs six pounds and...you send them out into the world and… — Edna Buchanan Copy Share Image
... I have become a conscientious objector in the war between the sexes. — Edna Buchanan Copy Share Image
Fear is like water. You need it. And it's good for you, as long as you have the right amount. — Edna Buchanan Copy Share Image
Sex gets people killed, put in jail, beaten up, bankrupted, and disgraced, to say nothing of ruined - personally, politically, and professionally. Looking for… — Edna Buchanan Copy Share Image
