“...one of the secret masters of the world: a librarian. They control information. Don't ever p**s one off.” — Spider Robinson Copy Share Image
Not all librarians are evil cultists. Some librarians are instead vengeful undead who want to suck your soul. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Ingrid dresses more like a librarian than any librarian in the history of libraries.” — Melissa de la Cruz Copy Share Image
Google can bring you back 100,000 answers. A librarian can bring you back the right one. — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
After all, it's the librarian's sworn purpose to bring books together with their one true reader. — Kate Morton Copy Share Image
Really, being a librarian is a much more dangerous job than you realize. — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
“It might be a wild-goose chase.” “I am quite fond of geese, myself,” Mikhail said.” — Deborah Blake Copy Share Image
“An evil librarian is taking over the school. He appears to be making my best friend his special evil library monitor.” — Michelle Knudsen Copy Share Image
“In order to be really good as a librarian, everything counts towards your work, every play you go see, every concert you… — Allen Smith Copy Share Image
“If books were girls and reading was s-ss-ssss-fucking, this would be the biggest whorehouse in the county and I'd be the most… — Joe Hill Copy Share Image
I wish there could be an international peace conference of booksellers, for (you will smile at this) my own conviction is that… — Christopher Morley Copy Share Image
A librarian is not a legal process. There is not librarian in the country unless she or he is a lawyer who… — Judith Krug Copy Share Image
“Quinn's mother knew what to do she was a librarian. She'd done research. She skinned him and dressed him out, hung him… — Michele Huneven Copy Share Image
The student has his Rome, his Florence, his whole glowing Italy, within the four walls of his library. He has in his… — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Copy Share Image
The library is a place of mental diversion, learning, and comfort for anyone who has an intellect. I know of no librarian… — Piers Anthony Copy Share Image
A library is a temple unabridged with priceless treasure. Librarians are the majesties who loan the jewels of measure. They welcome to… — Pam Muñoz Ryan Copy Share Image
You must overcome any shyness and have a conversation with the librarian, because he can offer you reliable advice that will save… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
She was brilliant and joyous and she believed- probably correctly- that libraries contain the answers to all things, to everything, and that… — Gary Paulsen Copy Share Image
Adult librarians are like lazy bakers: their patrons want a jelly doughnut, so they give them a jelly doughnut. Children’s librarians are… — John Green Copy Share Image
“It is odd, isn’t it? Whenever I read something interesting, I tear out a piece and keep it as a talisman until… — Mohsin Hamid Copy Share Image
“I shall tell you what I believe. I believe God is a librarian. I believe that literature is holy, Mr. Roper, it… — Sarah Smith Copy Share Image
“I really didn't realize the librarians were, you know, such a dangerous group. They are subversive. You think they're just sitting there… — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
“Peter stood back up. 'Well, that was a perfectly useless conversation,' he said with a sigh. Now, there is a wonderful thing… — Jonathan Auxier Copy Share Image
“The moths were fluttering all over the sign at the desk that read DASHIELL QWERTY, SUB-LIBRARIAN. He was younger than I think… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
Librarians save lives by handing the right book at the right time to a kid in need. — Judy Blume Copy Share Image
Please don't worry. It's a psychological complaint, common amongst ex-librarians. You see, she thinks she's a coffee table edition... — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
Libraries are the ultimate restaurants for brain food. I sleep better knowing there are libraries. I would take a bullet for a… — Simon Van Booy Copy Share Image
“A librarian can’t live by books alone, and I wouldn’t eat them if I could. Feel too much like cannibalism.” — Mike Mullin Copy Share Image
I admire Laura Bush because she's the only librarian who would marry an illiterate. — Hal Sparks Copy Share Image
