I feel like I'm 18, with the maturity level of like a 14-year-old. I'm still the same goofball; I'm still in college, as far as I'm concerned. — Duff Goldman Copy Share Image
I kind of feel like I've been eating professionally for a long time. I've tasted everything. If there's a sausage, you know what? I… — Duff Goldman Copy Share Image
I'm a neurotic Jew who doesn't want loans. I can't even carry a balance on my credit card without having a nervous breakdown. — Duff Goldman Copy Share Image
I feel like I'm 18, with the maturity level of like a 14-year-old. I'm still the same goofball; I'm still in college, as far… — Duff Goldman Copy Share Image
I love history because when you strip away the social and political aspects, it's really just a bunch of fun stories. — Duff Goldman Copy Share Image
“[A]nything served in a Chinese restaurant is Kosher, even pork. from The Kosher Guide to Imaginary Animals ” — Duff Goldman Copy Share Image
If all I hired were cake decorators, our cakes would just look like cakes that people decorate. We do astounding work at Charm City… — Duff Goldman Copy Share Image
If you're from Philly and you're listening to this, please know that the rest of the world looks at Philly and they're jealous of… — Duff Goldman Copy Share Image
I'm not on a mission. I'm not a paragon of health for anybody. I'm not going to run a marathon or model for 'Men's… — Duff Goldman Copy Share Image
Law breaking, graffiti artist, dumb jock that I am, I'm pretty socially conscious. — Duff Goldman Copy Share Image
If you're going to figure something out, study ethics. You can ask What's the answer? What's Right and Wrong? What I learned is that… — Duff Goldman Copy Share Image
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