Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor: don't text me, it's gay. -Phil Wenneck — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Doug Billings: Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much. Phil Wenneck: Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions… — The Hangover Copy Share
Phil asks: Whose baby is that? Alan reponds: Check its collar or something. — The Hangover Copy Share
Stu Price: [while Alan adds pepper to the roofied steak] Why are you peppering the steak? You don't know if tigers like pepper. Alan… — The Hangover Copy Share
Phil Wenneck: The Best Little Chapel... do you know where that is? Dr. Valsh: I do, it's at the corner of get a map… — The Hangover Copy Share
Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you. -Sid Garner — The Hangover Copy Share
Stu Price: You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think he's kind of a sweetheart. Alan Garner: I think… — The Hangover Copy Share
Stu Price: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring! Alan Garner: I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust. — The Hangover Copy Share
Were not going to leave a baby in the room. Theres a f***ing tiger in the bathroom. -Stu — The Hangover Copy Share
Mr. Chow: You gonna fuck on me? Alan Garner: Nobody's gonna fuck on you! I'm on your side! I hate Godzilla! I hate him… — The Hangover Copy Share
Stu Price: We're in a stolen cop car with what is sure to be a missing child in the back. What part of this… — The Hangover Copy Share
Stu exclaims: She is wearing my grandmothers Holocaust ring. Alan reponds: I didnt know they gave out rings at the Holocaust. — The Hangover Copy Share
