I'm too awkward to date, I think. I'm kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me alone. — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
I think being on a TV show is amazing but also, people get kind of used to seeing you a certain way and so… — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it. — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
I realized two things from an early age - I was insane and had some kind of comedic thing going on. My brain was… — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
I was like the only diverse kid in my high school, and I'm half-Puerto Rican. But yeah, I have a huge family and tons of cousins in Puerto Rico. We actually hung out with them last summer, and it was awesome. But I wish my grandfather had taught my dad Spanish when he was younger so he could've taught me… — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share
If I have the option, I always read the paper or a book or something I can touch and destroy in my own hands. — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
When you improvise, you work off the laughs from the audience, but when you step on stage to do stand up, it's silent. But most of the time the audience wants you to succeed. Unless you do a show for a bunch of drunk people who want to make fun of you-then you kind of have to throw your set… — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share
I always want to keep growing and keep surprising people, and showing them different parts of me. — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
It's weird, huh? It's like the minute you kinda give up control you just know what to do without doing anything. — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
