“You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him participate in synchronized diving.” — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share Image
“[The main road was] now teeming with people carrying torches, pitchforks, and rakes, and one very confused man who apparently had mistaken the mob… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share
“You see, unlike most writers today, I do not use a computer. I write the old-fashioned way: on the walls of caves.” — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share
“Musicians have always had a better understanding of love than the rest of us. Over the years they have told us that love: is… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share
“He's getting away you idiots! Shoot him. I'm wearing Spider-Man underpants!” — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share
“Advice to explorers everywhere: if you would like to recieve due credit for your discoveries, keep a detailed account of your journeys as Columbus… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share
“People say that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. This is why unsolicited advice should be left to the professionals, because… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share
“We're all from the past and we're all from the future, depending on the point of reference.” — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share
“There is no shortage of well-known pirates, including: Henry Morgan, Captain Kidd, Blackbeard, Blue beard, Yellowbeard, and Yellow beard with Black Roots, who surmised… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share
“Captain Jibby looked at the door, clenched his teeth, and worked his face into a scowl so fierce you would think the door had… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share
“On the forest floor was the LVR's smoldering ceiling panel, just lying there like the lid of a sardine can that had been eagerly… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share
“I should mention, by the way, that LVR stands for Luminal Velocity Regulator. I suppose it could also stand for Large Venezeulan Rats, but… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share
“Well, well, well," said Aitch Dee, his arms folded across his chest. "Well, well, well, well," replied Pavel, not to be out welled.” — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share
“I seem to be allergic to whatever that terrible smell is," said Gateman when the urge to sneeze had finally subsided. "What terrible smell?"… — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share
“I'm one-half Cherokee, one-half Irish, one-half Turkish, one-half Australian and one-half Korean." "Excuse me, but that's five halves," said Maggie.” — Cuthbert Soup Copy Share
