Lays Quotes by Jim McMahon

There are a lot of times when I walk into a room and forget why I walked in there. I'm going through some studies…

— Jim McMahon

The people don't take baths and they don't speak English. No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it?

— Jim McMahon

Short term memory is not good.

— Jim McMahon

I don't like the rules about you can't hit the quarterback.

— Jim McMahon

My memory's pretty much gone.

— Jim McMahon

I think you're put here on earth to enjoy yourself. And I'm doing that.

— Jim McMahon

The Packers have lots of owners nobody knows instead of one owner who doesnt know squat.

— Jim McMahon

I am normal. In fact, I think I might be more normal than anyone else.

— Jim McMahon

The Packers have lots of owners nobody knows instead of one owner who doesn't know squat.

— Jim McMahon

I just lay in my room for days … weeks,

— Jim McMahon

Yes, risk-taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking.

— Jim McMahon

I don't know who had it out for me, but somebody did.

— Jim McMahon