When I told my parents I wanted to be an actor, my mom was, like, 'I think I heard you say lawyer.' — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
“One lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns ...” — Mario Puzo Copy Share Image
Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer. — Baron de Montesquieu Copy Share Image
You don't even have to be a lawyer to be on the Supreme Court, which I think is hilarious. — Shannon Bream Copy Share Image
In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers. — Garry Trudeau Copy Share Image
About half the practice of a decent lawyer is telling would-be clients that they are damned fools and should shut up. — Elihu Root Copy Share Image
If the wind is blowing like stink and everything is working right, a twelve-meter sailboat can go eleven and a half or… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
My father and his brothers were all lawyers, so I think that the expectation was probably for me to grow up to… — Steve Case Copy Share Image
As a practising lawyer, I was mediocre, but I worked hard as a law officer of the state government and on the… — P. Sathasivam Copy Share Image
In 2007, when I was a lawyer for the public interest group Free Press, I helped draft the complaint to the FCC… — Marvin Ammori Copy Share Image
Let us suppose you become a craneman. Suppose you become a clerk in a lawyer's office. Give the best that is in… — Charles M. Schwab Copy Share Image
Was this all part of your plan as my lawyer? I don't recall explosive escapes being part of the legal training." "Well,… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Steve Dallas...a frat-boy lawyer who I knew in school. He's never written me. I suspect he was shot by an annoyed girlfriend,… — Berkeley Breathed Copy Share Image
Reading a brief filled with ad hominem attacks is like listening to my kids fight, except that I have to wait until… — Raymond Kethledge Copy Share Image
I do not believe in lawyers, in that mode of attacking or defending a man, because you descend to meet the judge… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Why is it sports is the only thing white people see us being successful at? I don't want to play football," he… — Sue Monk Kidd Copy Share Image
I'm not only a lawyer, I have a post doctorate degree in federal tax law from William and Mary. I work in… — Michele Bachmann Copy Share Image
Actually, acting turned out to be the perfect job for me, because I had a lot of different interests. I thought about… — John C. Reilly Copy Share Image
Before 2013, if you said the NSA was making records of everybody's phone calls and the [Government Communications Headquarters] was monitoring lawyers… — Edward Snowden Copy Share Image
When I was a Hollywood press agent, I learned how the Hollywood casting system worked. There was a roster of actors who… — Richard Condon Copy Share Image
To its devotees the bowtie suggests iconoclasm of an Old World sort, a fusty adherence to a contrarian point of view. The… — Warren St. John Copy Share Image
Another woman approached me while I was having lunch at the Russian Tea Room in New York and told me that the… — Sidney Sheldon Copy Share Image
Everything bad that has ever happened to me has been caused by agents or lawyers. — Orson Welles Copy Share Image
“Is it really 'pro bono' if a lawyer takes your case in exchange for explosives? -Captain Hartung” — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
While the United States has been busy creating lawyers, we have been busier creating engineers. — Akio Morita Copy Share Image
I am a pretty good lawyer, and I decided to close the office and to enter politics. — Tzipi Livni Copy Share Image
So, in a way I was hedging and saying that if the Olympic stuff doesn't work out at least I can be… — Frank Shorter Copy Share Image
Everyone wants to say they hate lawyers, and yet I've never met a parent who didn't want their kid to be a… — Jessi Klein Copy Share Image
“Well, it’s nothing as impressive as a lawyer, but I sell the furniture you sit on most likely.” — Sarah Robinson Copy Share Image
Modernity has replaced ethics with legalese, and the law can be gamed with a good lawyer. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
If you expect me to believe that a lawyer wrote A Midsummer Night's Dream, I must be dafter than I look. — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
It is not what a lawyer tells me I may do; but what humanity, reason, and justice tell me I ought to… — Edmund Burke Copy Share Image
Don't go to the doctor with every distemper, nor to the lawyer with every quarrel, nor to the pot for every thirst. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
With great lawyers you have discussed lepers and crooks, you've been through all of F. Scott Fitzgerald's books. — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
A lawyer's brief will be brief, before a freethinker thinks freely. — Augustus William Hare Copy Share Image
They have no lawyers among them, for they consider them as a sort of people whose profession it is to disguise matters. — Thomas More Copy Share Image
Each investigation team has a lawyer attached to it and there was a lawyer attached to me and my assistant. — Tony Greig Copy Share Image
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