I've never worked on a lawyer show for a long time, but I imagine the actors all start acting like lawyers. — Katey Sagal Copy Share Image
Anyone can run for office. When I ran for Governor of Minnesota, the only requirement was that you had to be a… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I was quite convinced that I didn't want to be a lawyer. But I felt that law school would be a useful… — Kevin Warsh Copy Share Image
He wanted to be a lawyer, couldn't afford it, so he started dealing to go to college - good intention. — John Leguizamo Copy Share Image
Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I don't know who the great lawyers are, and I presume you can't get to them. I know of no case where… — Franz Kafka Copy Share Image
It was declared by Congress that marijuana makes people insane. But . . . lawyers, defense lawyers, got the idea, OK, I… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
"What is the most beautiful word in the language?" The elderly lawyer quickly replied: "Home." — Chauncey Depew Copy Share Image
My lawyer is telling me I have to take some responsibility about the welfare of the children. Do I want the kids?… — Debbie Rowe Copy Share Image
Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
No man can be a compleat Lawyer by universalitie of knowledge without experience in particular cases, nor by bare experience without universalitie… — Edward Coke Copy Share Image
To have the external pressure of a job removed is very astonishing. Your own will is now your only motor and it… — Brenda Ueland Copy Share Image
I would've liked to have been a better businessman when I was younger. And of course, I couldn't, because it wasn't part… — Jack Kirby Copy Share Image
I was a trial lawyer. At the same time, I was a teacher. I taught about the political and social content of… — Ben Stein Copy Share Image
Clarence Darrow, America's best-known trial lawyer, was also one of American history's most skilled orators. — Jill Lepore Copy Share Image
And although I broke a lot of laws as a teenager, I straightened out immediately upon turning eighteen, when I realized the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I can be really silly, but I never get to do that. I'm always playing on-the-nose characters, professionals - lawyers, a serious… — Nicole Ari Parker Copy Share Image
All my life, I call myself wanting to be a lawyer because of Clair Huxtable. But the real dream was to be… — Nafessa Williams Copy Share Image
I've heard people say that maybe we'd be better served had we lost. I was kind of wondering what profession they were… — Russ Rose Copy Share Image
I have been shaped by the experiences of the people who are closest to me, by the things I've learned from [my… — Samuel Alito Copy Share Image
I was a litigation lawyer. That's all very logical. Become a litigation lawyer. Become successful. Have a nice office. But there was… — Robin S. Sharma Copy Share Image
