When you get to my age life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. — A. C. Benson Copy Share Image
In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending your left leg, it's modern architecture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I don't think I've become old. Just more aware of where the next lavatory is.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Being English, I always laugh at anything to do with the lavatory or bottoms. — Elizabeth Hurley Copy Share Image
Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. — Alan Bennett Copy Share Image
Weve all met people who are supposedly incredibly intelligent but dont know which way to sit on a lavatory. — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
“I think it was the lavatory to which I retired- a perfect place for quiet meditation, where no one could possibly pursue… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
In petrol stations on the motorways where people have left the place looking messy, I clear up each lavatory I happen to… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
“Mr. Kaminski pulled a chain hanging from the pressed-metal kitchen ceiling, and light seeped from a bulb, casting a wan glow over… — Christina Baker Kline Copy Share Image
