“Of course I wanted to embarrass my children one day. Isn’t that why people had kids? Besides free labor, I mean.” — Laurel Ulen Curtis Copy Share Image
“Being near him was like being in a cloud, making my vision blur and taking away some of reality's harshness with its… — Laurel Ulen Curtis Copy Share Image
“Really, Mom? Boob play isn’t your thing? You didn’t have an urge to motorboat them? I, for one, am shocked.” — Laurel Ulen Curtis Copy Share Image
“My palms were sweaty despite the aridity, and my heart beat at an accelerated pace. What if she had been kidnapped? Or… — Laurel Ulen Curtis Copy Share Image
“No, not in a creepy way. I am anti-incest. It says so on my bumper sticker.” — Laurel Ulen Curtis Copy Share Image
“If you asked me, denial was the best stage of grief. If prompted, the Wicked Queen’s mirror would definitely say it was… — Laurel Ulen Curtis Copy Share Image
“About as much business as a cat owner has selling dog food. Or an Olympic swimmer has advertising for downhill ski equipment.… — Laurel Ulen Curtis Copy Share Image
“God, that was nice. I wanted him to use that finger to touch me other places. Dirty, dirty places. Well, not dirty… — Laurel Ulen Curtis Copy Share Image
“For such a strong, physically intimidating guy, he was so freaking soft. So playful, so generous with affection. So everything I wanted.… — Laurel Ulen Curtis Copy Share Image
“We hadn’t spoken one word to each other since the death glare last night, and I couldn’t help but check both of… — Laurel Ulen Curtis Copy Share Image
