“I say, "My trigger is everything in the universe." Everyone laughs. I stare back at them, one by one. I hate it when I make people laugh. It's unintentional. I don't joke. To clear this up, I stare at Dr.… — Patrick Somerville Copy Share Image
“I don't think of love in terms of relationships. It happens in terms of seconds, but it goes away like that, too. I pass… — Patrick Somerville Copy Share Image
“I say, "My trigger is everything in the universe." Everyone laughs. I stare back at them, one by one. I hate it when I… — Patrick Somerville Copy Share Image
“In the end nothing matters but the work. You can’t control how it’s taken, and the act of telling a story always involves a… — Patrick Somerville Copy Share Image
“Nobody, anywhere, has any real sense what is actually going on." This doesn't seem to get a very good reaction from the crowd -… — Patrick Somerville Copy Share Image
I really think you cannot ever escape your history, what you've done, who you are, and things you've tried to hide. Even if no… — Patrick Somerville Copy Share Image
“I am a tea, he thought. I am some kind of tea. And I have wishes.” — Patrick Somerville Copy Share Image
Elegant revenge is great. The perfect revenge that lets people see who they actually are for a moment. — Patrick Somerville Copy Share Image
Puzzles are great because they're fun. But really we are drawn to puzzles because they can be solved. We love the idea of being… — Patrick Somerville Copy Share Image
“Ululation. We got animals inside of us, man. We've got all this power. - “The Son” — Patrick Somerville Copy Share Image
I feel like I've been lucky that I've never been put in a situation where I had to keep a serious secret. But what… — Patrick Somerville Copy Share Image
“Human beings, you see, fall apart all the time. In many different ways. That is the central theme. There is no need to disguise… — Patrick Somerville Copy Share Image
