When you improvise, you work off the laughs from the audience, but when you step on stage to do standup, it's silent. — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
An ideal day for me is a combination of a fun-exciting creative moment with work partners, some laughs and games with my… — Yves Behar Copy Share Image
My 93-year-old grandma is a beautiful example of healthy living. She laughs a lot and always says, 'Just be yourself!' She also… — Rachel Boston Copy Share Image
But, you know what life really is? You're born, you suck your mother's tits. You get a little older, you suck your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My first time on TV doing stand-up, I actually did this show in Holland called 'The Comedy Factory' hosted by Jorgen Raymann.… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
I need wrong to get laughs. I need a normal world so that I can be abnormal, and that's my problem. Comedians… — Gallagher Copy Share Image
I love being on stage, I love being able to tell a story, I love the fact that the audience listens and… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Bad taste is not illegal. I always got my first laughs as a kid by saying inappropriate things. That's always how we're… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Whenever I organize or participate in public protest I get really worried that it will just suck, be really small, embarrassing, and… — Rachel Corrie Copy Share Image
I know I can get laughs anywhere, in front of any crowd, if I'm given the chance. — Bobby Lee Copy Share Image
Audiences of critical thinkers are my favorite kinds of audiences. There are jokes I tell in the show that don't get laughs… — Adam Savage Copy Share Image
More labels should be like that. Instead of putting these records out myself, I should have just signed with them, but they… — Matthew Sweet Copy Share Image
All I want to do is entertain. I want to get good laughs and I want to entertain. — John Pinette Copy Share Image
I would eat healthy but remember that 1 time Adam & eve ate an apple in the garden of Eden & doomed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think I became a writer because I used to write letters to my friends, and I used to love writing them.… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
A friend once asked me what comedy was. That floored me. What is comedy? I don't know. Does anybody? Can you define… — Stan Laurel Copy Share Image
There's absolutely nothing irrational about me; insane, yes, irrational, no. But my dumbest fear would be spinning in the magic tea cups.… — Akshay Kumar Copy Share Image
Ghetto language. Bathroom = Baafrumm. Refrigerator = Fridgerataa. Remote control = Moken troll. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I did standup while still working for Johnny Carson in the mid-'60s, thus gaining the advantage of at least getting laughs from… — Dick Cavett Copy Share Image
