As a human being, as you go through the course of your day, you might wake up with the shittiest day, and… — Killer Mike Copy Share Image
“Hey," Trenton said, breathless and sweaty. He pulled a few yellow strands of fake hair from his face. "Did you lose a… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
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“Where’s new-Jay?” Jules asked, and then she and Chelsea exchanged a look and started cracking up at their own joke. Even Claire,… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
....called to give you the good news. I asked our daughter to marry me and she accepted. Congratulations, I will officially your… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
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“Some say God created the world out of loneliness. Others say the world was created because the Almighty loves stories. I believe… — R. Mark Liebenow Copy Share Image
“I sighed. "Actually, Mom, we argue pretty regularly." "What?" She gaped at me. "Well, stop it!" "Oh, and I kneed him in… — Kiera Cass Copy Share Image
When I was a kid I went and saw Bill Cosby with my dad, and I remember sitting there and laughing so… — Dave Coulier Copy Share Image
“Barrons stood inside the front door, dripping cool old-world elegance. I hadn’t heard him come in over the music. He was leaning,… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
Working with Dudley Moore was so hilarious. I don't know how we got anything done because everybody was laughing so hard, but… — Liza Minnelli Copy Share Image
“Half an hour into the movie, Margot started giggling, but it wasn’t a funny part or anything. When Quinn looked over at… — Andria Large Copy Share Image
I wipe my face with my sleeve, laughing so hard my stomach hurts. If my entire life is like this, loud laughter… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
Expel the object!" Freak shouts. "Regurgitate, you big moron!" and he gives me another thump and I cough up this yucky mess,… — Rodman Philbrick Copy Share Image
Wonder how many are crying over the Mayans calendar, laughing so hard over here I'm dying. — Massmurder Copy Share Image
“Hysterical laughter. Why did he keep hearing hysterical laughter? Fearghus opened one eye to stare at his two siblings. The were practically… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
When you're with your bestfriend laughing so hard for no reason & not caring about what's currently happening in your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Happiness is: 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the… — Carissa Aydaa Copy Share Image
Having that one friend that you can be your craziest around. Going over to there house without even asking. And laughing so… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“His little gray swim bottoms are probably smaller than mine, potbelly hanging over the top of them. I lean toward Darren and… — Kristin Rae Copy Share Image
“Ty frowned. “I don’t hate all other animals.” “Horses. Dogs. Chipmunks.” “They’re twitchy, Zane. And chipmunks have shifty eyes.” “Moths?” “They have… — Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
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