I have to be really careful, because I have nothing but love for this entity known as "the customer" in entertainment. I would never, ever, ever put myself above them and say, "They don't get it, but it's funny, believe… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
Class clowns are never allowed to date anybody decent, but you don't get beaten up, you're invited to parties, and everybody likes you. — Dan Harmon Copy Share
With an animated show you can make a banana purple. You can put three hats on a cowboy. That would require several days of… — Dan Harmon Copy Share
Once upon a time, something happened, and it was better than something not happening. The end. — Dan Harmon Copy Share
TV tends to be like, if you're lucky, it's like Las Vegas. You can't get out. There's always another pitch meeting. They keep you… — Dan Harmon Copy Share
I don't really have a lot of appropriate feelings for people on an individual basis, but I've always wanted to make people happy. — Dan Harmon Copy Share
Good writers hate bad writing but hating bad writing doesn’t make you good. Writing badly does. — Dan Harmon Copy Share
Whereas the health of an individual depends on the ego's regular descent and return to and from the unconscious, a society's longevity depends on… — Dan Harmon Copy Share
What's important is passion, investment, and people laughing out loud as they work. — Dan Harmon Copy Share
I'm from Wisconsin so I always feel a little nauseous about begging and trying to trick people into liking me. — Dan Harmon Copy Share
“Take it easy. Nothing you do matters as much as you think. Your greatest achievements aren’t yours at all, they’re accidents and jokes. You’re… — Dan Harmon Copy Share
I grew up on network sitcoms. If those are gone when I'm 65 years old, I would never forgive myself for not stepping up… — Dan Harmon Copy Share
I was playing the game where I was going to be a great TV or film writer some day and there was nothing else… — Dan Harmon Copy Share
When you are in the 8 o'clock position, you can either be a cultural phenomenon, or you're endangered. It's a tough time slot. — Dan Harmon Copy Share
You have people saying two things that seem to contradict each other. One, that we live in a golden age of TV. The other,… — Dan Harmon Copy Share
