An infinite God ought to be able to protect himself, without going in partnership with State Legislatures. Certainly he ought not so… — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard. — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me. — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
Sirius's gaunt face broke out into the first true smile Harry had seen upon it. The difference it made was startling, as… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
When I first read the story 'Guts' in workshop - my fellow writers that I've been meeting with for almost 20 years… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
When I was about forty-three years of age, I had a private secretary with a beautiful baritone voice. I told him I… — Heber J. Grant Copy Share Image
The usual rejoinder to someone who says 'They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Galileo' is to say 'But they also laughed… — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
How come Mom is crazy and I'm not? Well, it's possible my mom could stand up in front of this many people… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I wanted to know more about the young ... strange that though they laughed so loud, they so seldom smiled. Perhaps laughter… — Dodie Smith Copy Share Image
I go up to people and ask if I can use them in my photos. Occasionally it is the person in question,… — Alison Jackson Copy Share Image
When one of Lisa's baby teeth fell out here, the tooth fairy left her 50 cents. Another tooth fell out when she… — Priscilla Presley Copy Share Image
On the first of May, with my comrades of the catechism class, I laid lilac, chamomile and rose before the altar of… — Sidonie Gabrielle Colette Copy Share Image
Holly McGhee said I should come to dinner with them. That first dinner, I said something pretty smart-alecky, and Alison [McGhee] laughed… — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
In a dream I saw Jesus and My God Pan sitting together in the heart of the forest. They laughed at each… — Khalil Gibran Copy Share Image
I was never one to go up to someone as a five- or six-year-old and say, 'Hello, my name's Paul, will you… — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
We are just fanatics about using the technology to make it all wonderful. We laughed at the fact that we were having… — Al Jarreau Copy Share Image
I can see how weird I was. One day I decided the school needed a Christmas tree and spent hours dragging this… — Mika Copy Share Image
I was not long since in a company where I was not who of my fraternity brought news of a kind of… — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
I laughed from the time I arrived at the studio until I left at night. I was almost ashamed to take a… — Patsy Kelly Copy Share Image
There was a point I could have just churned out the spot and spin paintings for ever and laughed all the way… — Damien Hirst Copy Share Image
I was so amazingly witty when I had the No. 1 movie, you have no idea. People laughed at every single one… — Rebecca De Mornay Copy Share Image
