Probably one of the reasons I became a comedian is that you get a chance to control when people laugh at you. — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
Rules for today: 1) Pray 2) Laugh 3) Repeat. The only reason to take this life too seriously is if it's your only one. — Mark Hart Copy Share Image
Save your rejections so that later when you are famous you can show them to people and laugh. — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“Take time to laugh, to talk, to hug, and to cry. These are the human relief valves.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
In my years of acting, the one thing I was never able to do convincingly was to laugh on camera. Fake-laugh. — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
Frank Williams says I'm nothing but a money-grabber. I can only laugh at that. — Ralf Schumacher Copy Share Image
I think if you can get people to laugh, you can get people to listen. — Arlen Specter Copy Share Image
I was an only child and I had a mother and father who were just - there wasn't a straight man in… — Betty White Copy Share Image
We think of the noble object for which the professor appears tonight, we may be assured that the Lord will forgive any… — Stephen Leacock Copy Share Image
I don't think there's anything Craig Ferguson could say that would make me laugh. Ad-libbing is not the same as entertainment. — Andy Kindler Copy Share Image
The next time you’re tempted to groan, you might try to laugh instead. It will extend your life and make the lives… — Joseph B. Wirthlin Copy Share Image
You learn, even at 'S.N.L.,' that the funniest scripts a lot of the time were written with the actor, because they know… — Akiva Schaffer Copy Share Image
I always want to spend time around people who lift me up and make me feel like my best version of myself.… — Tana Mongeau Copy Share Image
I always deliver on my promises, and I can promise that doing 'Strictly' would be as much of an entertaining laugh for… — Bez Copy Share Image
I think everyone, including myself, was pretty surprised the first Freedom goal came from me. So when I think about that goal,… — Becky Sauerbrunn Copy Share Image
Catharsis isn't art. You can't rely on catharsis to get a laugh. Because guess what? People do laugh when something's shocking, but… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“Life is too hard to maintain a constantly serious outlook. You have to laugh at yourself and the world now and then―see… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
When you do laugh, open your mouth wide enough for the noise to get out without squealing, throw your head back as… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They… — Fanny Brice Copy Share Image
I don't like to have a bad time. I like to have fun with everything. I don't like feeling nasty, I like… — Bishop Nehru Copy Share Image
I married a Florentine. We bought a house, had a family, and after a decade in our little Hollywood nest, we said,… — Debi Mazar Copy Share Image
Man, if I get a chance to speak on the microphone, I've got to say something somewhere in there. You know, I'm… — Common Copy Share Image
“[A]nd the wizened youth trembles more and more violently, wrinkles his nose and then pounces on the story. But only I know… — Roberto Bolaño Copy Share Image
![“[A]nd the wizened youth trembles more and more violently, wrinkles his nose and then pounces on the story. But only I know the story, the real story. And it is simple and cruel and true and it should make us laugh, it should make us die laughing. But we only know how to cry, the only thing we do…” quote by Roberto Bolaño](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/446/roberto-bola-o-725_real-story_a-nd-the-wizened-youth-trembles-more-and_1582042.jpg)
