There is nothing that I'm more compelled to do than get up in front of a crowd and make people laugh. — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like. — Natalie Portman Copy Share Image
On 'The X Factor,' they deliberately have people on that are awful just to laugh at them. — Sheila Hancock Copy Share Image
“I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.” — Kurt Vonnegut, Jr Copy Share Image
Sometimes I say some things people may think are just outlandish, but I'm going to have the last laugh. — Riff Raff Copy Share Image
Laugh like mad, and you'll figure out the answers to the most difficulties in life. — Akila Sultana Copy Share Image
Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When you make fun of people just to get a laugh, it can become very dangerous. — Marky Ramone Copy Share Image
I'm a funny guy. I want people to laugh. I laugh at myself, I make fun of myself. But at the end… — Lil B Copy Share Image
I love standing at a microphone and making a room of people laugh. That's the part of the work I love; everything… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I can't breathe when your here. I can't speak when you talk. I can't even think when you laugh… But I can't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I don't have anything to say, I don't publish. Rather than posting something that's not very interesting, it's best to wait… — Garance Dore Copy Share Image
I never want to be anywhere else than in the rehearsal room. I mean, it's so lame to say, but it makes… — Yael Stone Copy Share Image
You gotta have fun with a song, make somebody laugh. You gotta have character. A hard punchline can make you laugh, but… — Takeoff Copy Share Image
I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy is what I do, and it's so rewarding. If you write a joke and tell it to an audience of… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
“People don't talk like this, theytalklikethis. Syllables, words, sentences run together like a watercolor left in the rain. To understand what anyone… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
I always have the same thing - which is the fear of not getting a laugh - that I've had from the… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
The funniest people I know were, not necessarily troubled, but had a harder time in school or were shy or picked on… — Kaitlin Olson Copy Share Image
“I'm glad you two find this amusing." Hildy scooched toward the table so a man with a howling baby and several canvas… — Vicki Grant Copy Share Image
I can think of no better way of redeeming this tragic world today than love and laughter. Too many of the young… — Theodore Hesburgh Copy Share Image
The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
A robin red-breast in a cage, puts all of Heaven in a rage. Think to yourself that every day is your last.… — Hannibal Copy Share Image
“The land, now, well I'll tell you how I feel about that. It's done a good job, as good as it was… — Jim Thompson Copy Share Image
