Making a woman laugh. What is that about? And the prettier the woman, the more satisfaction I get. It doesn't make any… — Larry David Copy Share Image
Conservatives are routinely pilloried on television. A&E likely greenlit 'Duck Dynasty' in the first place because executives believed Americans would laugh at… — Ben Shapiro Copy Share Image
To me, it's my job not to laugh, no matter what's said. By the time we shoot, I'm ready for all that's… — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
“He could laugh, though, and there was no bluesman who ever lived who didn't know how to laugh at the craziness of… — Jonathan Maberry Copy Share Image
A mirror can do something better for you which maybe your best friend cant. Cry and it will cry with you, laugh… — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Most comedians I know are quite serious, anxious people who find life rather difficult. As a consequence, they make people laugh. — Robyn Hitchcock Copy Share Image
I see them turn around to get a second look. You hear a lot of people laugh at you. So what? I… — Deep Roy Copy Share Image
I can mostly laugh at myself and this whole mess called "Linux developers," which means that I get along with most people… — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
I just got an honorary degree from Glasgow University, and I had to wear around very painful shoes so that I didn't… — Denise Mina Copy Share Image
I started quite young at school, compering a charity event at an old people's home. I would do stand up and impressions… — Armando Iannucci Copy Share Image
Comedy is a very personal thing, as you would know if you've ever told the same joke to two people and had… — Andrew Denton Copy Share Image
I love you. You drive me crazy when you try not to. You make me laugh when I feel like I'm going… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life gets so ridiculous, you just have to brush it off like sand and laugh. I think the laughter is good medicine… — Ace Antonio Hall Copy Share Image
“MFA in a Box is designed to help you to find the courage to put truth into words and to understand that… — John Rember Copy Share Image
Ten times must you laugh during the day, and be cheerful; otherwise your stomach, the father of affliction, will disturb you in… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
You make me laugh at things that aren't funny. You make me smile without actually being here. You make my stomach flip… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't know if someone's really your best friend. I think the measure of that is you could not see each other… — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
I like being a Baha'i who has an out-there sense of humor. God gives us talents and faculties, and making people laugh… — Rainn Wilson Copy Share Image
I always laugh at these companies that have these rules saying, 'You're only allowed to have this or that on your desk.'… — John Lasseter Copy Share Image
When I was young, I learned very early on that I could make my mother laugh. And that was one of the… — Kevin Spacey Copy Share Image
Life sucks, then you find a bunch of funny comments of how life sucks on the internet, then you laugh and realize… — Daniel Smith Copy Share Image
A man cannot make him laugh; but that's no marvel; he drinks no wine… If I had a thousand sons, the first… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
It was easy to make white people laugh - I had been going to school in the suburbs, I know how to… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
Steve Howey is probably the funniest man in Hollywood. For real. He is just that person that can make you laugh at… — Shanola Hampton Copy Share Image
I like to laugh. I like to have a good time. I don't like to be so serious about things, so I… — Kate Upton Copy Share Image
“It's a laugh," Grady said. "No way a laugh can sound bad. You heard the way Cody snorts like a pig? You… — Lisa Henry Copy Share Image
Oh my God, my girlfriends are everything to me. They celebrate with you, they cry with you, they hold you when you… — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
You can't instruct an audience to laugh, but what you can do is read well and understand the spirit and subtleties, if… — Tommy Lee Jones Copy Share Image
“...you're a bit bonkers-but in a good way. You make me laugh...you don't give a ____ about any of the stupid stuff...you… — Gail Honeyman Copy Share Image
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those I love, I can: all of… — W. H. Auden Copy Share Image
I've been a fan of Kenny Bob's for almost 20 years, and he's always made me laugh, and laugh hard! He is… — Bob Goen Copy Share Image
“Because life, no matter what it is like, must be lived, and because to live is not merely to survive; it is… — Jean-Francois Steiner Copy Share Image
I'm a big believer in, no matter what you go through in life, as long as you can laugh your way through… — Alyssa Milano Copy Share Image
I think that's my personality, to have a good laugh and not to take myself too seriously. And of course I have… — Caroline Wozniacki Copy Share Image
“You're going to make it; You're going to be at peace; You're going to create, and love, and laugh, and live; You're… — Germany Kent Copy Share Image
Sometimes the very best way to deal with unpleasant things is to depict them in ways that allow people to laugh at… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
You've got to be like a fan at your show, just wild out. I make eye contact. I get in the crowd… — Schoolboy Q Copy Share Image
“What silly little things sometimes take on meaning in life, suddenly, out of nowhere. And you know they're little nothings, and you… — Sarah Ruhl Copy Share Image
That's a lovely experience when you make an audience laugh. Then the nerves go away for a bit. And sometimes you do… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
