I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Roy Blount's stuff makes me laugh so hard, sometimes I have to go sit in a room and shut the door — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
Its sad to know that the person who used to make you laugh is now the reason why you're upset.. — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
You can't laugh last if I stab you in the throat with the knife you left in my back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fairytales have always got to have that scary quality, as long as you make them laugh. — Helena Bonham Carter Copy Share Image
Life is a jest of the Gods and there is no justice. You must learn to laugh… or else you'll weep yourself… — Bernard Cornwell Copy Share Image
Being English, I always laugh at anything to do with the lavatory or bottoms. — Elizabeth Hurley Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian. I want you to laugh. That's my main goal. I punch things up to get things tighter, quicker and… — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
Freddie Mercury and I both loved to have a laugh on tour. If there were shenanigans and good times, Fred and I… — Roger Taylor Copy Share Image
Everyone who has ever met me for at least five minutes knows I'm a really funny person. I love to laugh and… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
Life is like fording a river, stepping from one slippery stone to another, and you must rejoice every time you don't lose… — Merle Shain Copy Share Image
Comics seemed to have a handle on things. They could sort of disarm and get control over reality. I found it very… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
You make me smile for no reason whatsoever, You make me laugh at the unfunniest things, But most of all, you make… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laugh & the world laughs with you. Cry & they would still laugh. Die & they would also laugh. What I'm trying… — MO'zee Copy Share Image
I will always have a place in my heart for for comedy, and always want to do more, because I just love… — Dylan Llewellyn Copy Share Image
“I am not poor, I am not rich; nihil est, nihil deest, I have little, I want nothing: all my treasure is… — Robert Burton Copy Share Image
“When kindhearted people smile, demons shrink and turn away as if tormented by the gesture. But when those beautiful smiles are made… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
To laugh often and love much; to win the respect of intelligent persons and the affection of children; to earn the approbation… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Laugh. We’re all going to be dead anyway some day. So while you should try your hardest to make the most of… — Peter Atkins Copy Share Image
When I used to say I wanted to play at Wimbledon, they used to laugh in my face and say, 'What are… — Sania Mirza Copy Share Image
“LAUGH, and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you weep alone. For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth, But… — Bruno LoGreco Copy Share Image
Remember To laugh often and love much; to win the respect of intelligent persons and the affection of children; to earn the… — Dorian Cox Copy Share Image
When I was three, my dad thought it would be hilarious to teach me swear words, then have me say them to… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
![“I am not poor, I am not rich; nihil est, nihil deest, I have little, I want nothing: all my treasure is in Minerva’s tower...I live still a collegiate student...and lead a monastic life, ipse mihi theatrum [sufficient entertainment to myself], sequestered from those tumults and troubles of the…” quote by Robert Burton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/18b/robert-burton-10069_alone_i-am-not-poor-i-am-not-rich-nihil-est-ni_1599456.jpg)
