Be with someone who promises to give you laugh lines when youre old. Who tells you: I love you on a daily… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A lot of coaches could ration out their time. They could delegate. They would make time for their family. But when I… — Jimmy Johnson Copy Share Image
He bursts out laughing. It's short, as if he regretted allowing me to make him laugh, but the satisfaction's already mine. — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
I laugh, I love, I hope, I try , I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To make 800 people laugh for a couple of hours is a wonderful feeling, because you know you're doing them a lot… — Denis Lawson Copy Share Image
Oh, I laugh hard every day. I mean, my husband is Will Smith! I'm telling you, that's one of the joys of… — Jada Pinkett Smith Copy Share Image
And on top of that, when we work together we have a wonderful working relationship we push each other we challenge each… — Alex Lifeson Copy Share Image
I'm the kind of person who wants the people around me to be comfortable, to laugh, and to have a fabulous time… — Angie Harmon Copy Share Image
I do Facebook, but I only have my friends and family on it, and they always laugh at me for how little… — Joanne Froggatt Copy Share Image
A poet or a comedian can say what's on the mind of people. They should be funny. They should make you laugh.… — Russell Simmons Copy Share Image
I've got lots of friends who are musicians, so if they ask me to do things, I'll go and do it for… — Kate Moss Copy Share Image
My job is trying to make people laugh. A room full of people laughing forget their worries, their issues, that's why I… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
You don't know what it is to live and laugh and love and run a man through! You've never tasted salty air… — Gideon Defoe Copy Share Image
Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Since I was younger, I was the first person to laugh at myself before other people would laugh at me, so we… — Adore Delano Copy Share Image
People laugh, people cry. Some give up, some will try. Some say Hi, some say Bye. Others may forget you, but never… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was taking myself very seriously when I was going through life changes. And I realized that I needed to laugh at… — Spencer Johnson Copy Share Image
I make people laugh for a living. I believe I can say objectively that what I do I do as well as… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
First of all, learn to laugh at yourself. That's the best way to enjoy yourself, you know, and not to spend much… — Nirmala Srivastava Copy Share Image
I want to put concepts in front of people that make them laugh or smile or even hate what I do. I'm… — Thom Browne Copy Share Image
I laugh, I love, I hope, I try, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things… — Colin Raye Copy Share Image
It is time for thee to be gone, lest the age more decent in its wantonness should laugh at thee and drive… — Horace Copy Share Image
and I laugh, I can still laugh, who can't laugh when the whole thing is so ridiculous that only the insane, the… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
My past doesn't determine who I am or where I'm going. Just know that I had a long trip and I'll inform… — Livefree2dream44 Copy Share Image
Guys are attracted based on looks 95% of the time. Girls are almost the opposite. Looks are a smaller factor. They're more… — Dan Bilzerian Copy Share Image
Laugh loud, and laugh often. It’ll keep you happy, keep you healthy, and keep your attitude headed in a positive direction. — Mac Anderson Copy Share Image
We sometimes laugh from ear to ear, but it would be impossible for a smile to be wider than the distance between… — Malcolm De Chazal Copy Share Image
“Never laugh at the man that asks 'stupid' questions. Just remember, when all of society thought the world was flat, a man… — Jeremy Smith Copy Share Image
It's much more fun to share and laugh at the bad times and the frustrations. I find you get a much deeper… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
And keep a sense of humor. It doesn't mean you have to tell jokes. If you can't think of anything else, when… — Art Linkletter Copy Share Image
If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it… — Russell Lynes Copy Share Image
To laugh often and much ... this is to have succeeded. Probably not from Emerson: here's the full quotation and the story. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I don't think you can teach people how to be funny. You can make suggestions about how to speak a line or… — George Cukor Copy Share Image
I've gone up after Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle and Bill Burr, too. It makes you better having to somehow find a way… — Tony Hinchcliffe Copy Share Image
BEST FRIENDS are the people in life that make you laugh a little louder, smile a little brighter and live a little… — Anna Copy Share Image
Just let the past, just be the past. And focus on things that's gonna make us laugh. Take me as who I… — Chris Brown Copy Share Image
If all else fails, sit back and relax. Now slowly close your eyes and imagine me riding a magical unicorn with rubber… — Rexon Wilson Copy Share Image
The important thing in acting is to be able to laugh and cry. If I have to cry, I think of my… — Glenda Jackson Copy Share Image
We would go to photo sessions and it was just the most ridiculous stuff. It was like, 'Here, lick on these lollipops.'… — Charlotte Caffey Copy Share Image
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