You dream of scoring hat-tricks and scoring last minute winners when you are young. — Dwight Gayle Copy Share Image
Weekend homework = Homework done last minute on sunday night before I go to bed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A caprice is handled like a stew, and the pepper is added at the last minute. — Rachilde Copy Share Image
I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!! — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
Beard's secret is always to be slightly on the edge but to pull back from disaster at the last minute. — Mary Beard Copy Share Image
Arnold said this is a last minute attack by Democrats. How did Arnold know to grope only Democrats? — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The way I work, typically, I do everything at the very last minute. Even if I was given two months, I'd do… — Ayumi Hamasaki Copy Share Image
Even last minute, you can find a great makeup artist at your local MAC store or department store makeup counter, and a… — Shangela Copy Share Image
The name Zahra was to have been lman's own name at birth, but a senior member of the family changed it to… — David Bowie Copy Share Image
Starting to drink now in preparation for New Years. No more last minute stuff like Christmas. — Albert Brooks Copy Share Image
I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my car into a river, and at the last minute I see… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
In order to have a change of fortune at the last minute, you have to take your fortune to the last minute. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I can be quite last minute because I'm all over the place. Sometimes you can be thinking 'Oh my gosh, what am… — Lady Amelia Windsor Copy Share Image
We've all had those days where we get a last minute invite to a party and don't have time to shop for… — Stassi Schroeder Copy Share Image
A week after my drugs ran out, I left my bed to perform at the college, deciding at the last minute to… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
MMA's not like a game like basketball, for example, that if you're winning by 30, 40 points and there's just five minutes… — Demian Maia Copy Share Image
Truly, I am a woman of the last minute. When I was pregnant, I organised three different hospitals because I couldn't decide… — Monica Bellucci Copy Share Image
I am outraged that a House member has tried through this provision to breach the traditional confidentiality of individual Americans' tax returns.… — John Warner Copy Share Image
It was always the same thing - no script, dialogue at the last minute. Everyone always thought we just said anything we… — Anna Karina Copy Share Image
Your digestive system is your body's Fun House, whereby food goes on a long, dark, scary ride, taking all kinds of unexpected… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Generally, the imagery and the text go hand in hand. It's much easier when the text comes first, but sometimes I need… — Lorna Simpson Copy Share Image
“But she wasn't a wife and mother. And, Joey aside, she didn't want to be one. Her mother had spend every last… — Deeanne Gist Copy Share Image
The cosmic calendar compresses the local history of the universe into a single year. If the universe began on January 1st it… — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
Every time. You know why? I want to fail. I work like a dog for twenty years so I'll have the supreme… — Wallace Stegner Copy Share Image
“Once Dad took us to an amusement park in Oregon. Before I ever manifested. I plummeted twenty stories on a drop ride.… — Sophie Jordan Copy Share Image
You stayed around your children as long as you could, inhaling the ambient gold shavings of their childhood, and at the last… — Meg Wolitzer Copy Share Image
Brighten up yeah you have problems but so what we all do it wasn't your fault get it through your head it's… — Lisa Copy Share Image
Literally minutes before the Senate cast its vote, the administration sought to add the words 'in the United States and' after 'appropriate… — Tom Daschle Copy Share Image
“What are you doing?” “Coming to pick you up in a little bit,” he said. I loved it when he took charge.… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
“Fuck,” said Bernie. “Fuckwinky eyeballhead.” “No, Bernie. We don’t use those words.” “Which words?” “You know which words.” “You used them, Daddy.”… — Sam Lipsyte Copy Share Image
“Dr. Urbino caught the parrot around the neck with a triumphant sigh: ça y est. But he released him immediately because the… — Gabriel García Márquez Copy Share Image
“It was easy enough until they hit atmosphere, when the ship began to buck and pitch, shaking madly as it tumbled through… — R. Wade Hodges Copy Share Image
“I paid you five thousand instead and promised the balance only if you made the match. As it turns out, this is… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
“Aye, a man’d be a fool to lose his head twice over the same thing,” Thomas mused, still looking more than half… — R.A. Lafferty Copy Share Image
“Mindy runs to the DVD player and delicately places the disk in the holder and presses play. “Will you sit in this… — Mary Crawford Copy Share Image
“I turned my back to her. I felt a slight burning on the back of my neck. “Listen to me,” I went… — Philippe Djian Copy Share Image
