Whatever you want too much you can't have, so when you really want something, try to want it a little less. — Joel Rosenberg Copy Share Image
Yea, though I walk through the valley of death I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest son of a bitch in… — Joel Rosenberg Copy Share Image
I find that we all get more legendary as time goes by. Legend means, basically, bullshit. — Joel Rosenberg Copy Share Image
I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four. — Joel Rosenberg Copy Share Image
