“I can't go to Amsterdam. One of my doctors thinks it's a bad idea." He was quiet for a second. "God," he said. "I should've just paid for it myself. Should've just taken you straight from the Funky Bones to… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Well, yeah,” he said. “But before that, my grand romantic gesture would have totally gotten me laid.” I laughed pretty hard, hard enough that I felt where the chest tube had been. “You laugh because it’s true,” he said. I… — John Green Copy Share Image
