Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride. — Hank Williams, Jr Copy Share Image
The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday, if the South would have won, we'd had it made. — Hank Williams, Jr Copy Share
If they don't have the Grand Ole Opry, like they do in Tennessee, just send me to hell or New York City, it would… — Hank Williams, Jr Copy Share
Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord. — Hank Williams, Jr Copy Share
Old Hank would be proud, and Elvis would too, cause we like our country mixed with some big city blues. — Hank Williams, Jr Copy Share
You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots. — Hank Williams, Jr Copy Share
We say grace and we say Amen. If you ain't into that, we don't give a damn. — Hank Williams, Jr Copy Share
No mommy's kisses and no daddy's smile. Nobody wants me, I'm nobody's child. — Hank Williams, Jr Copy Share
The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just loose faith in love and life. — Hank Williams, Jr Copy Share
We've got a Muslim for a president who hates cowboys, hates cowgirls, hates fishing, hates farming, loves gays and we hate him! — Hank Williams, Jr Copy Share
We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn. — Hank Williams, Jr Copy Share
I'm for turning off the tube and turning down the light, cause I'm for nothing else but me and you tonight. — Hank Williams, Jr Copy Share
I'd love to spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my ole forty-five. — Hank Williams, Jr Copy Share
Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel. — Hank Williams, Jr Copy Share
Hell, Justin and I even talking about recording a blues song sometime. — Hank Williams, Jr Copy Share
