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Ladies and gentlemen, Im going to prove to you not only that Freddy Quimby is guilty, but that he is also innocent… — Lionel Copy Share Image
“Ladies and gentlemen,' they yell, 'we are floating in space!' But none of the people down there care.” — Jostein Gaarder Copy Share Image
Signal the sirens, rally the troops, ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment of truth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kurt Cobain was, ladies and gentleman, I just--he was a worthless shred of human debris... — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
America, ladies and gentlemen, has done more for me financially than Britain ever has, or ever could have done. — Felix Dennis Copy Share Image
I believe I have voted for both Democrats and Republicans. Am I either one? Absolutely not. Ladies and gentlemen, I am an… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I assure you, Ladies and Gentlemen, that we shall discover ourselves in peace more than we have with war and confrontation, as… — Yasser Arafat Copy Share Image
Ladies and gentlemen, if some of the leading artists in a civilization see a man urinating in another man's mouth and see… — Dennis Prager Copy Share Image
“It’s bold.” “I know, right? It says, ‘Ladies and gentlemen and also people who do not identify as ladies or gentlemen, Daisy… — John Green Copy Share Image
Thank you for listening. Thank you for abiding me. And now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, I… — Frank Deford Copy Share Image
It is perfectly right for a gentleman to say "ladies and gentlemen," but a lady should say, "gentlemen and ladies." You mention… — Susan B. Anthony Copy Share Image
And that, ladies and gentlemen, sums up the Fringe. Spend a year spitting your guts out writing a show, and people forget… — James Acaster Copy Share Image
“I'm just an average teenager. Sure, I've traveled the world and seen many things, but I'm still just your average Leah Rosewood.… — Jessica Lyn Cozzi Copy Share Image
The tannoy is crackling but I can only hear heavy breathing and snuffling. ... Uh-oh, the tannoy is crackling again. "Sorry about… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
I intend to make America strong again. I'm going to be the champion of the middle class, where I came from. If… — Lindsey Graham Copy Share Image
“Ladies and Gentlemen, I stand before you now because I never stopped dawdling like an eight-year-old on a spring morning on his… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I'm unaware that my feet are moving to the table until I'm inches from the holograph. My hand reaches in and cups… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
I've been on planes flying through thunder storms when the pilot says, 'ladies and gentlemen, we tried to fly around it but… — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great sadness that I announce that I will resign as Australia's Minister for Foreign Affairs. I… — Kevin Rudd Copy Share Image
“Time collapsed into a delicate dark pencil brushed against our eyebrows, the emergent rumble of crowds gathering above our heads. We slid… — Donald Gallinger Copy Share Image
To my mind, nothing is as important as good writing, because in literature, the walls between people and cultures are broken down,… — Richard Bausch Copy Share Image
“In fact, ladies and gentlemen, I have never read any good book that was not related intimately to at least a score… — Maurice Francis Egan Copy Share Image
“Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to a ceremony celebrating Blake Hartt and Livia McHugh. Today is not the start of their lives together.… — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
“He cannot ward off the thought that in the movies it always looks different, and that after the opening credits they should… — Zygmunt Miłoszewski Copy Share Image
“So, what comes next for leadership? Absolute Honesty, fairness and justice – we are dealing with people. Those of us who have… — Sam Manekshaw Copy Share Image
“So: ‘Why did you laugh?’ demanded Philippa, and shook Jerott’s hand off her arm. ‘Oh, that?’ said Lymond. ‘But, my dear child,… — Dorothy Dunnett Copy Share Image
“On Westminster Bridge, Arthur was struck by the brightness of the streetlamps running across like a formation of stars. They shone white… — Graham Moore Copy Share Image
“Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd planned to speak to you tonight to report on the state of the Union, but the events of… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
“In my opinion, most of us have not been taught how to be responsible for our thoughts and feelings. I see this… — Mary Gaitskill Copy Share Image
“Those who seek absolute power, even though they seek it to do what they regard as good, are simply demanding the right… — Barry Goldwater Copy Share Image
“Ladies and gentlemen, friends and neighbors, and anyone else I've managed to leave out–” — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
Ladies and gentlemen are supposed to be looked after by others, like children and pets. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Ladies and gentlemen please would you bring your attention to me? For a feast for your eyes to see an explosion of… — Saliva Copy Share Image
“Ladies and gentlemen, if you ask someone to marry you and the person pukes, that's a sign.” — Adam Ross Copy Share Image
