“Dude,” the boy said, leaning into the girl. “Was that pot laced with something? Because I think I’m seeing a legless guy crawling out of a fucking whale.” — Jake Bible Copy Share Image
“Dog, now Razor, gazed out from behind a dead man’s face, fresh blood that wasn’t his dripping into his eyes. He looked down at… — Jake Bible Copy Share Image
“Sixty feet of drug fueled shark sped through the water, ready to eat every damn thing in sight.” — Jake Bible Copy Share Image
“Holy shit, I think I brought home some cannibal savant or something. Rain Man with a taste for people. Great?” — Jake Bible Copy Share Image
“I hate clowns,” I say. “Why’d you have to bring up clowns? Zs aren’t enough? Gotta talk about the smiley creepy guys too?” — Jake Bible Copy Share Image
“You are buying my freedom,” Hessa said. “You’re also buying a partner that is considerably more intelligent than you and will keep you from… — Jake Bible Copy Share Image
“Fuck me,” Kinsey mumbled as she stroked, stroked, stroked. “Fuck me. Fuck me. Fuck me.” — Jake Bible Copy Share Image
“I’m going to eat your fucking eyeballs and wear your faces when I’m done with you!” — Jake Bible Copy Share Image
“Dude,” the boy said, leaning into the girl. “Was that pot laced with something? Because I think I’m seeing a legless guy crawling out… — Jake Bible Copy Share Image
