“My God, you're hurt," Kyle said. "I'd appreciate it if you didn't use his name around me right now. He's kicking my ass." "God?" "No, but his bitch is." "How? It's impossible to hurt ghosts." "Tell that to the smoking… — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“This is not good," I said. "These guys have a superiority complex bigger than Miss Compton's butt." "And she had the biggest butt of them all," Kyle said.” — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“Nothing could make me pull away meat-market love goddess. My sexy little filet mignon” — John Corwin Copy Share
“This is worse than death. Now i have to spend eternity with my nagging wife and mother-in-law. what did i do to deserve this?” — John Corwin Copy Share
“Harb was a ticking time bomb. It was like watching a preacher with Tourette syndrome. You knew the "Shit! Balls!" was coming at some… — John Corwin Copy Share
“I felt a smile on my face. "Thanks." "For what?" "Using my name instead of calling me a thing.” — John Corwin Copy Share
“You let your mind rule your reality instead of you ruling your mind." "Are you reading this stuff out of a Dr. Phil book?” — John Corwin Copy Share
“think I have 'gotten a handle', as you say, on being bored. At first I found the new environment to be most stimulating, but… — John Corwin Copy Share
“There are two primary essences in this universe: dark and light. Our souls are the containers of this essence, which gives us the true… — John Corwin Copy Share
“My eyelids felt like had tiny but chubby sleep faeries hanging on the lashes and pulling them closed” — John Corwin Copy Share
“My God, you're hurt," Kyle said. "I'd appreciate it if you didn't use his name around me right now. He's kicking my ass." "God?"… — John Corwin Copy Share
“Wait, so you do love me?" I asked, hope welling in my heart. She growled and pounded her fist into a locker, leaving a… — John Corwin Copy Share
“Those are Klingon and Federation ships," I said. "You're a nerd, Shelton, but, holy crap, do I love this.” — John Corwin Copy Share
